A list of situations and questions that deserve a negative reaction:

nope

I decided it was time to expand my /nope page so that I could get all the Bah Humbug! Out of system before we get any deeper into the holiday season.

  • No, Mr. Paywall, I do not have to pay to read. I haz skillz.
  • Pay TV with commercials is an oxymoron
  • I don't want to upsize, super-size or biggie size. Bruh, have you seen my waist?
  • Person at my door, I don't want to buy magazines, home security or anything else
  • I want gas, not a carwash for my rusted out 2005 Camry
  • How about you change your password, huh?
  • I don't want to talk to the pharmacist. I just want my pills.
  • I never want a $12 desert
  • Don't want to talk about Jesus or any other Republican candidate
  • Why didn't you apply those updates to macOS last night like you said you were?
  • I have enough Facebook friends
  • Read a EULA, are you screwing with me?
  • Try to put decaf in this cup. I dare you.
  • Nobody wants to see your Obsidian graph
  • Being told to "like and subscribe"
  • Unless I ask, don't try to drown me with affiliate links
  • Not debating you on anything unless I like you
  • Dear Dr.'s office receptionist - I will write my information one time on one form
  • New York Times, Washington Post, LA Times, CNN
  • Centrist Democrats
  • Salvation Army
  • Any medication suggested by an insurance company instead of a doctor
  • To spammers - every part of my bodies is the size I want it to be
  • Nickleback
  • Volunteering for anything at work. People get paid to manage, so manage.
  • "Live and let live" with fascists
  • Not following back any Only Fans ladies, no matter how nice they are
  • Windows 11, Android, Bubonic Plague
  • Using SEO on my non-monetized blog

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