CLICK ON START. START. ITS ON THE BOTTOM LEFT CORNER. ON YOUR MONITOR. START. CLICK IT. GO TO CONTROL PANEL. CONTROL PANEL. ITS IN THE START MENU. THE START MENU. ITS WHAT POPPED UP WHEN YOU HIT START. NO, DON’T HIT START AGAIN. OK, HIT START AGAIN. DID THE START MENU POP UP? THEN CLICK START. NOW GO TO CONTROL PANEL. CONTROL PANEL. CLICK ON IT. CLICK ON CONTROL PANEL. THAT START MENU DISAPPEARED? CLICK ON START. OK, I’LL BE OVER.
If you only know how many times I have had this conversation in the last 30 years.