Best Thanksgiving prayer ever by Ricky Bobby “Dear Lord Baby Jesus, or as our brothers in the South call you: ‘Hay-suz’. We thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family: my two beautiful, beautiful, handsome striking sons, Walker: Texas Ranger, or TR as we call him. And, of course, my red hot smokin' wife Carley, who is a stone cold fox.”