NYC Fun Facts

  1. There is no place to pee. I think you have to go to New Jersey.
  2. Those 4-year olds on their scooters will run you over and laugh.
  3. So many dogs!
  4. The police all sleep in their uniforms. Someone give those people an iron.
  5. There really are a lot of Chinese people in Chinatown. They don’t just call it that.