Drug Company - “This medicine works really good so lets make it really expensive”

Insurance Company - “This drug is really expensive, so lets make it really hard for people to get”

Drug Rep - “This doctor really likes tacos. I’ll get him some so he will prescribe my drug and I can go to Cozumel”

Doctor - “I like tacos”

Patient - “I’m in pai—Yes, I’ll hold”

Doctor’s Office Employee - Hangs up on patient. Eats leftover tacos.