A list of situations and questions that deserve a negative reaction:

• No, Mr. Paywall, I do not have to pay to read. I haz skillz.
• Pay TV with commercials is an oxymoron
• I don’t want to upsize, super-size or biggie size. Bruh, have you seen my waist?
• Person at my door, I don’t want to buy magazines, home security or anything else
• I want gas, not a carwash for my rusted out 2005 Camry
• How about you change your password, huh?
• I don’t want to talk to the pharmacist. I just want my pills.
• I never want a $12 desert
• Don’t want to talk about Jesus or any other Republican candidate
• Why didn’t you apply those updates to macOS last night like you said you were?
• I have enough Facebook friends
• Read a EULA, are you screwing with me?
• Try to put decaf in this cup. I dare you.
• Nobody wants to see your Obsidian graph
• Being told to “like and subscribe”
• Unless I ask, don’t try to drown me with affiliate links
• Not debating you on anything unless I like you
• Dear Dr.’s office receptionist - I will write my information one time on one form
• New York Times, Washington Post, LA Times, CNN
• Centrist Democrats
• Salvation Army
• Any medication suggested by an insurance company instead of a doctor
• To spammers - every part of my bodies is the size I want it to be
• Nickleback
• Volunteering for anything at work. People get paid to manage, so manage.
• “Live and let live” with fascists
• Not following back any Only Fans ladies, no matter how nice they are
• Windows 11, Android, Bubonic Plague
• Using SEO on my non-monetized blog