A list of situations and questions that deserve a negative reaction:

• Don’t want to talk about Jesus or any other Republican candidate
• No, Mr. Paywall, I do not have to pay to read. I haz skillz.
• Pay TV with commercials is an oxymoron
• I don’t want to upsize, super-size or biggie size. Bruh, have you seen my waist?
• Don’t want to buy magazines, home security or anything else
• I want gas, not a carwash for my rusted out 2005 Camry
• How about you change your password, huh?
• I don’t want to talk to the pharmacist. I just want my pills.
• I never want a $12 desert
• Why didn’t you apply those updates to macOS last night like you said you were?
• I have enough Facebook friends
• Read a EULA, are you fucking with me?
• Try to put decaf in this cup. I dare you.
• Nobody wants to see your Obsidian graph
• Being told to “like and subscribe”